Your land. Your rig. Your people. All in one place.
Whether you’re up before dawn to feed the goats, chasing down a check-engine light in the middle of nowhere, or figuring out where to park the rig for the night — HomePlot is the homestead management app built for people who actually live this life. Not adapted from a spreadsheet. Not built for some imaginary “average user.” Built for you.
The full, working web version — sign up and start using HomePlot immediately. No download, no app store wait.
Free to start. No credit card required.
The Problem
Notes app for the garden. A crumpled receipt for the vet bill. A text thread with your spouse about whose turn it is to feed the chickens. A sticky note on the dash reminding you the tank’s almost full.
None of it talks to each other. None of it remembers anything for you. And none of it was ever built for someone actually living off the land — or off the grid, or off the highway.
HomePlot was.
What’s Inside
🐐 Animals, Plants, Property & Vehicles
Log everything that matters — a goat’s breeding date, a tomato bed’s first frost, a solar panel’s last inspection, your rig’s last oil change. Every record keeps its own history, its own photos, its own story. Come back next season and actually remember what worked.
🐓 Rusty — Your AI Farm Hand
Something looks off with the chickens? Ask Rusty. Check-engine code you’ve never seen? Ask Rusty. He knows your animals, your property, your vehicles — because he’s looking at your records, not guessing in the dark. And he’ll always tell you straight when it’s time to call a real vet, electrician, or mechanic. Rusty’s available on every plan, including free — and he’s never, ever available to kids on your account. Full stop.
👨👩👧👦 Chores That Actually Get Done
Turn “did you feed the animals” into a points system your kids actually want to win. A real leaderboard. Real rewards you set. A kid mode that’s genuinely safe — no costs, no deletes, no AI, just chores, points, and a farm that feels like theirs too.
💰 Know What It Actually Costs
Feed. Fuel. Vet bills. Fencing. Track it as it happens, and finally answer the question every homesteader eventually asks: is this actually paying for itself?
🚐 Built for the Road, Too
Boondocking spots worth remembering. Tank levels before they become a problem. Propane and CO checks that actually get logged. Hitch and tow calculators. Wellness check-ins that alert someone if you go quiet. Dozens of features built specifically for van life, RVs, and skoolies — because that life deserves real tools too, not an afterthought.
Who It’s For
The homesteader running a real operation — animals to feed, crops to rotate, a family to keep organized.
The van-lifer or RVer who needs their rig tracked as carefully as their garden — tanks, tires, hitch weight, the works.
The skoolie builder documenting a conversion from bare metal to rolling home.
The tiny-home family who wants one clean system instead of five different apps that don’t talk to each other.
If any of that sounds like you — this was built for you.
Plans That Grow With You
Start free. Stay free as long as it makes sense. Upgrade when your place — or your family, or your business — actually needs more room.
Every plan includes Rusty, real family tools, and everything core to running your place. No surprise fees. No ads, ever. No selling your data — never have, never will.
Built With Real Privacy in Mind
Your household’s data belongs to your household — enforced at the database level, not just promised in a settings menu. Kid profiles are managed entirely by a parent: no login, no email, no AI access, no visibility into costs or income. That’s not a feature toggle. It’s how the whole thing was built from day one.
Ready When You Are
Questions, feedback, or just want to say hi? We’re at homeplot@dirtdreamsoffgrid.com — a real inbox, checked by a real person building this thing.